Baby Mamma

So the most frustrating thing about having a baby is NOT: smelling like vomit, not getting a shower every morning, not getting a full night's sleep, lack of a social life, or having to put your work clothes on at the last possible second before work so they don't get dirty. No it's keeping up with the speedy nail growth. You notice a scratch on the baby's head, so you cut their nails. Next day it has scabbed over. A few days later the scab falls off. Then you have about 2 days, if you are lucky, of a scratch free baby. Then the nails grow and grow. Then there is a scratch.

Also Graig is banned from (see this post) cutting nails so it's all up to me.